Whiterock
sirtastyvape:

Good morning followers.  Why don’t you pat yourself on the back and give your blog the stamp of approval.  I QUIT!
Our Tumblr » sirtastyvape
Our Instagram » http://instagram.com/sirtastyvape

sirtastyvape:

Good morning followers.  Why don’t you pat yourself on the back and give your blog the stamp of approval.  I QUIT!

Our Tumblr » sirtastyvape

Our Instagram » http://instagram.com/sirtastyvape

lookandlikexxx:

This girl is teasing the hell out of me!
Repost and follow for her Snap Chat ID !!

lookandlikexxx:

This girl is teasing the hell out of me!
Repost and follow for her Snap Chat ID !!

reddlr-trees:

Jack Herer, my favorite strain of all time, showing off her crystals.

reddlr-trees:

Jack Herer, my favorite strain of all time, showing off her crystals.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.
Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via littlegirlinwaiting)

vampyratexd:

I like to get belligerently high on good weed then try to function in normal society without others noticing. So far, I think my fiancé is the only one that can tell at this point. I’ve done it the past three days around conservative retired lawyers and politicians (fiancé’s grand parents) and I’m…

forever-dirty-minded:

It was a calm summer morning. The sun started to rise over the trees, its rays slowly creeping up on the car. The light eventually woke me up and I knew we all better get back on the road if we want to make it to the concert. I woke my buddy next to me and he called out…

forever-dirty-minded:

Stepping through the door i laid all my stuff down, tired after a long days work. I walk slowly down the hall way. I call out “Baby i’m home”. “In the kitchen sweety” i hear back. I step towards the kitchen and there you are…in pink little short shorts, with a loose…